dear jim cantore,
i’m happily married and i love my big, strong, tall, and handsome husband very much and i’ve no interest in other men etcetera, but i just wanted to say that you, sir, are looking well. i approve.
also, everyone is pretty sure that i was just kidding when i asked my friends in live oak if anyone had snapped a picture of your ass for me yesterday while you were there.

When hiding out in a Radisson in Orlando during Hurricane Charley, I happened to be in an elevator with some Weather Channel guys. A bit punchy, I asked them if the reason they always shot Cantore tight during a hurricane was to hide his erection. I believe they may still be laughing today.
hahahaha i love you so much! i hope i never meet him. i’d never be able to look him in the eyes.