the last time i saw my dear friend samantha, she gave me one of those silly wee presents that’s wrapped with a roll of crepe paper and has little carnival-stylee prizes that are revealed as you unwrap it. i got a fortune telling fish, a little turquoise stone, a wish capsule, a plastic spinner top, a lollipop, a temporary tattoo (and more) but the absolute BEST thing was this mustache.
i freakin’ LOVE this mustache. it’s got a peel-off sticky back, but i don’t want to use it yet. i’m saving it for a future border crossing.