… that sound like they might possibly be about me, but are not actually about me at all.

i should mention that they only sound like that if you dunno the REAL lyrics.

Red Hot Chili Peppers – Stone Cold Bush
they do NOT sing, “she don’t know michelle, but baby that’s alright”.

Slipknot – Wait and Bleed
they do NOT sing, “i wander ’round where you can’t see, inside michelle i wait and bleed”.

…you know, to be clear.