ralph fiennes v. bradley cooper

i know i’m not the first to recognise the resemblance but…

it KINDA looks like someone’s daddy was someone else’s mama’s milkman. i’m just sayin’.

i’d cook dinner for josh

i would like to say that it’s not a QOTSA thing, what with having leered at dave grohl in an earlier post. that’s just a happy coincidence.

a quick appeal

dear people who pee standing up,

it’s pee THEN flush. please do not try to race the flush because you will often lose… and then there are pee bubbles left in the toilet… and then we ALL lose.

my neuroses thank you in advance for your consideration in this matter.

regards,
mx

shmickelback

have you ever wondered why nickelback’s songs all sound the same?

THEY ONLY HAVE ONE!

heh.

to make up for that experience, here’s a rather clever *coughcoughgreendaycough* mashup

happy new year xx