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brains weren’t on the list but i’ve eaten them

…and no, i’m not a zombie, as far as you know.

these are the alleged 100 things to eat before you die, and it seems i’ve eaten at least 75 of them (they’re the ones in bold type). i’ve probably had chitlins and sweetbreads too, due to my great-grandmother Emily – she’s why i can cross “head cheese” off the list. i suspect that i’ve had frito pie and dandelion wine at some point too (possibly at the same time?), but i’m not positive so i didn’t count them. same with nettle tea and rabbit stew… they sure sound like something i would have been exposed to by now.

i’ve no interest in bird’s nest soup or haggis, but i’ll give black pudding a go (i was even talking about it with nephew the other night). also, kimchee isn’t on the list but it should be there and since heirloom tomatoes are listed, vidalia onions should also be there. they’re lovely.

hmmm… i should probably make my own list – it would begin with a raspberry martini – but for now, there’s this:

1. Abalone
2. Absinthe
3. Alligator
4. Baba Ghanoush
5. Bagel and lox
6. Baklava
7. Barbecue ribs
8. Bellini
9. Bird’s Nest Soup
10. Biscuits and gravy
11. Black Pudding
12. Black Truffle
13. Borscht
14. Calamari
15. Carp
16. Caviar
17. Cheese fondue
18. Chicken and waffles
19. Chicken Tikka Masala
20. Chile Relleno
21. Chitterlings/Chitlins
22. Churros
23. Clam Chowder
24. Cognac
25. Crabcake
26. Crickets
27. Currywurst
28. Dandelion wine
29. Dulce de leche
30. Durian
31. Eel
32. Eggs benedict
33. Fish Tacos
34. Foie Gras
35. Fresh Spring Rolls
36. Fried Catfish
37. Fried Green Tomatoes
38. Fried Plaintain
39. Frito Pie
40. Frog’s Legs
41. Fugu
42. Funnel Cake
43. Gazpacho
44. Goat
45. Goat’s milk
46. Goulash
47. Gumbo
48. Haggis
49. Head Cheese
50. Heirloom Tomatoes
51. Honeycomb
52. Hostess Fruit Pie
53. Huevos Rancheros
54. Jerk Chicken
55. Kangaroo
56. Key Lime Pie
57. Kobe Beef
58. Lassi
59. Lobster
60. Mimosa
61. MoonPie
62. Morel Mushrooms
63. Nettle Tea
64. Octopus
65. Oxtail Soup
66. Paella
67. Paneer
68. Pastrami on Rye
69. Pavlova
70. Phaal
71. Philly Cheesesteak
72. Pho
73. Pineapple and cottage cheese
74. Pistachio Ice Cream
75. Po’ boy
76. Pocky
77. Polenta
78. Prickly Pear
79. Rabbit Stew
80. Raw Oysters
81. Root Beer Float
82. S’mores
83. Sauerkraut
84. Sea Urchin
85. Shark
86. Snail
87. Snake
88. Soft Shell Crab
89. Som Tam
90. Spaetzle
91. Spam
92. Squirrel
93. Steak Tartare
94. Sweet Potato Fries
95. Sweetbreads
96. Tom Yum
97. Umeboshi
98. Venison
99. Wasabi Peas
100. Zucchini Flowers

my husband accuses me of being willing to put most anything in my mouth. i guess he’s not wrong.

ciao,
mx


Wed, April 11 2012 » fluff, none of this matters » 1 Comment

van groovy

depending on your connection, you might need to give it a minute to load.


Fri, April 6 2012 » Uncategorized, fluff, interesting » No Comments

talking balls

hubs bought a new amp and speakers n’stuff and INSISTS on talking to me about them, even though he KNOWS that he’s killing me slowly by doing it.

Homer: would you like to read the specs etc sheet on it? 4 layer circuit boards, 120db SNR

Me: already did

Homer: haha no you didn’t

Me: i did

Homer: it has its own circuit breaker… no fuses

Me: i know

Homer: no you see, you lie… whats it out put at 8 ohms then?

Me: 20 volts
(or 2.5 amperes)

Homer: lol

Me: it depends on the speakers
…which i already know all about

Homer: hahaha in what way does it depend?

Me: output impedance

Homer: and not the number of speakers connected then?

Me: output impedance x number of speakers
i mean plus, not times

Homer: so how many watts per channel into my speakers then?

Homer: take your time.

Me: thingy.

Me: 100
or 20
or possibly 120

Homer: stop guessing

Me: no, not 120
that’s all channels added together

Homer: its 180 at 8 ohms. all channels drive 225 at 8ohms 1 channel

Me: that’s what i meant.

Homer: no, stop talking balls.

Me: heh.


Thu, March 15 2012 » fluff » No Comments

maybe i’ll keep it afterall

my husband’s sister and her family were over for christmas this year and i was trying to make her take my trumpet home to london for one of her three boys AND THEN i realised that my mother-in-law was actually kind of [unexpectedly] excited to learn that i even have a trumpet  AND she wanted to hear me play something. even if it was badly. and it was*
BUT
at one point i had worked out the trumpet part in NOFX’s Flossing a Dead Horse (below) and i’m thinking maybe i’ll keep the trumpet and figure it out again.

this tune makes me happy. it’s a happy tune.

hmmm… i bet hubs can improvise the drum part for me and i can make nephew learn the geetar bit…

oh! oh! oh! i know! we could start a band.

(heh)

* to be fair, the trumpet hasn’t been touched or maintained in two years and i wasn’t warmed up or nuffin’**

**she seemed to like my attempt anyway.


Sun, February 19 2012 » fluff, music, none of this matters, video » No Comments

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